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On the Subject of The Hosepipe Ban
- The Hosepipe Ban is designed to stop people from filling their kettles with a hose
- The Hosepipe Ban will remain in force until people use water wisely
- The Fire Brigade are exempt from the Hosepipe Ban for obvious reasons
On the Subject of Canal Boats
- Canal Boats are used to ship earwax from your inner ear canal to your ear lobe
- Little men live inside your ear and work through the night to remove the wax from your ear canal
- The wax is then used to make wax sealants, used commonly across the world
- The Canal boats are either made of wood or steel and float along the mucus that resides in your ear canal.
Last Updated: 15/07/2010
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Disaster hits Weatherfield! Posted on
Thursday, July 15 2010![]() ***** Major Corrie Spoiler, if you don't want to know this inside gossip, scroll down now!***** Disaster is set to hit the cobbles this December, as the residents of Weatherfield loose some of their neighbours, after a tram comes off the tracks, after the viaduct collapses; smashing into the Kabin! The exposive story line is set to mark Corrie's 50th annerversry and also the date Corrie goes HD. and The explosive storyline - in which a tram careers off the Weatherfield viadcut - is being used by bosses to kill off some of the soap's biggest stars.The disaster begins when the viaduct at the end of the street collapses in the middle of the night - and no one is able to stop the approaching tram. Who will die? Rita maybe? Norris? Janace? You will have to wait until December to find out! Insiders believe the week will be scheduled for the week before The X Factor finale, giving ITV guaranteed audiences of more than 10million and a huge advertising windfall. Meanwhile in Eastenders.... A massive fire is going to rip through the Vic, killing members of the cast. Little is known about how the fire starts or who started it. I personally think it's either "Doo-Lally Phil" after he goes on hard drugs after loosing Ben and Louise, Pysco Killer Lucus, getting revenge, Glenda and Danny, so they can screw Roxy for everything she's got, Shirley, after breaking up with Phil, Ronnie or how about Roxy? As she has spent almost all her millions on cars booze and mobile phones. Maybe she does it to screw the insurance. However, I do know that Kat and Alfie are on the way back and they will straighen things out, maybe with a new Vic, as the old one burns to the ground with some of our beloved favourites inside. (Thank god Pat and Dot don't die, they are Divas!) Little is known about who dies, but I do know that next week Lucy is being replaced with another actor and Ben is being written out for a while, as he goes to Young Offenders! As for the fire, it is not known if the Queen of the Vic, Peggy Mitchell dies; (Even though 72 year old Barbara Winsor is pouring her last pint later this year and quitting the show) but 13 cast members - including Stacey Slater (Lacey Turner), Charlie Slater (Derek Martin) and Chelsea Fox (Tiana Benjamin) - are being written out before the end of the year. Maybe one of them dies or maybe they all burn! All I can say is keep watching this Autum, as it's all kicking off in Soapland! Source: Digital Spy, The Sun and Corrie Blog.tv |
| From the Water Shortage Department Posted on
Friday, June 25 2010
Summer is finally here, with some record breaking hot days over the recent weeks. However, with the hot weather comes the risk of a water shortage, which really gets on my nerves. They say we are running out of water,when we are surrounded by the stuff, with 3 great oceans that surround the United Kingdom. I do not know why this country has to be so backward and not do what other countries do, by pumping water out the sea, sterilizing it, so the water is clean and the salt is removed, and then pumping it into storage tanks for future use. If Cameron and his cronies thought about this properly, there could be pumping stations along the coast of the British Isles to prevent us from running out of water and this water could be stored not just through the winter, but also when water is in short demand.
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| From the Moving Department Posted on
Sunday, June 20 2010 Hello everyone, sorry for the lack of posts, loads has been going on in my life, so I have been unable to post for a bit. Basically, we are moving house, as we have been given notice for the old property, so it's away we go and about time, as this place is falling to bits! We are moving to the other side of town. However, the move is being delayed, due to the boiler not passing it's gas safety certificate, but the Landlady is getting the boiler replaced this week, so should not be too much longer. In other news, my brother has cancer of his testicle, and has had to have a operation. He's currently on Chemo and is responding well. My brother also had to have his partner arrested on the grounds of assault and dumped him subsequently, due to this. Also my Nephew Rhys Jr. was rushed to Hospital on Thursday and had to have a Tonsillectomy, so I had to rush down to Manchester to sort him out, as my brother is too ill to deal with consent papers etc. As for community spirit, I have been doing loads for my elderly neighbor Sybil recently. I have phoned the Electric Board about a problem with the Electric substation, which is really overgrown by weeds and is looking really unsightly. I am waiting for them to come and sort it out, even though it's now been a week since I reported it. So I think another call to them is called for. Above: Layton Substation is very overgrown, making it impossible for Electrical
Above: The gate is hanging off it's hinges and the fallen tree can be seen in Below: The signs of urban decay, as the wooden outbuilding begins to rot and
Above: From my bedroom window, you can see how the wooden outhouse is rotting |
| From the whoops! Coconut Allergy Posted on
Wednesday, April 21 2010 The lesson from this post is to always make sure that you check what is in your food before you order. I made this mistake when I ordered a curry at the pub, which could of ended up with me very seriouslly ill or even dead! I'd ordered a korma at the little pub we go to in Staining, ruling out nut oil being in the curry by asking and also ruling out the possibility of rice setting off the allergy, by asking that rice is not served. However, this mistake could of cost my life, if we had not given me my medication quickly, thus saving my life! On the house front, the house at Staining fell through, as the landlord decided to do a back hander on us and rent it to his family. It's typical I know, and has made us very angry. However, the Letting Agency is suing this person for breach of their contract and the search continues... As soon as we have deffo got somewhere, I'll update you via this blog. For now, it's a very good night to all |
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